Welcome... To the machine....
Where have you been? Its alright we know where you've been.
You've been in the portals, looking down time.
Provided with keys and down on your knees.
You bought the new version that's already old.
You don't like doing what you're told.
So welcome to the machine.
Adapted from Pink Floyd Welcome to the Machine
Sometimes Pink says it best (and we know which one is Pink)
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